And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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