just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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