How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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