i think i have herpe
just one?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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