I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
smell my finger.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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