Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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