His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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