it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
