i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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