You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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