2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
