oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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