The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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