The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i out mim tonsoeep
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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