Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize