don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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