id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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