i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
