question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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