I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Randomize