is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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