There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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