having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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