yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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