love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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