even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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