quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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