If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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