just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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