Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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