I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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