It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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