Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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