Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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