I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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