I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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