Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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