she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm passing your future prison.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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