You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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