he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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