Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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