Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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