ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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