i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
