Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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