there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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