She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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