How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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