Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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