We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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