He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
