Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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