she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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