But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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