sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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