take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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