Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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