I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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