yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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