That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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